Little Buddy: (On a night where we were having baked chicken for dinner...) I don't like this kind of chicken. I only like old chicken that's been dead for about 5 years. How long has this chicken been dead??
Little Buddy: (Later in the week, when we were having chicken patty on roll, tater tots, and applesauce....my tribute to Elem school lunch!) This is the best dinner you've ever made. You should cook like this all the time!
Me: (While watching the Steelers/Ravens Playoff game) I can't believe the Ravens are wearing short sleeves! They are gonna freeze.
The Champ: Please Mom, they are men. Men don't get cold.
and my favorite......
My Girl: (to me and Brian) I'm fifteen, I know everything there is to know. :)